There is a hideous invention called the Dewey Decimal System. And you have to look up your topic in books and newspapers. Pages upon pages upon pages...
Didn't they teach you how to go about research in that school of yours?
No. But I can recite 'The Battle Hymn of the Republic' while making martinis.
I weep for the future.
There's where the martinis come in.
You must not reduce yourself to a puddle just because the person you like is afraid to swim and you are a fierce sea to them; because there will be someone who was born with love of the waves within their blood, and they will look at you with fear and respect.
— T.B. LaBerge // Things I’m Still Learning at 25 (via tblaberge